by Freaky Fred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:43 am
It's really true, people love mysteries.
You could be lookin at this chick who is chunky in all the right places, but then she takes her clothes off and it's all wrong
Or, if you're into it, you could be checking out a dude's bulge, but then he yanks his trousers off and it's all crooked and discolored.
I'm straight but I still don't like seeing lumpy penises in my porn.
And ladies, if you're gonna be dressing up like a secretary on my pornos, you better be getting smashed while still dressed as a secretary, not just some chick wearing glasses and stockings. C'mon.