I've crapped three times today since I had Taco Bell

[davepoobond]

I ate it for lunch today.

It's like instant laxative. I can't believe how good it works! I haven't been crapping very much this past week so its glad that I have reassurance that I can crap still.

What is your "instant laxative?"

[Wolfy]

Oh please Dave, I have to worry about people's BM habits enough as it is at work, why do I have to worry about it for my friends too?!?

[Spot On J2K]

there are certain buffets that are p enjoyable while i'm eating at them, but I pay for it that night if you know wut I mean

[davepoobond]

they have payment plans at the buffet?

[Spot On J2K]

they gave me the layaway

[davepoobond]

do they store the food for you for later too?

[Wolfy]

If you don't come back in three days, they put it back out on the hot bar at the competition's buffet so they can get food poisoning and drive customers their way instead.