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Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:32 pm
by davepoobond
I really wonder why people give high fives to their girlfriend. Isn't the "girlfriend high five" supposed to be oral sex?

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:25 am
by Wolfy
Probably some macho man thing that a guy would do in front of his friends to show that he's got girly right where he wants her vs celebratory hug or kiss. I don't know. Plus you can't do the oral sex stuff in public.

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:38 am
by Spot On J2K
high five me bro!

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:10 am
by davepoobond
good job doing the jog around the block, honey! ::oral sex:: :licky:

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:54 pm
by Wolfy
I kinda think you made this topic so you could loop around and use that emoticon :popcorn:

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:05 am
by davepoobond
:green:

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:57 pm
by Wolfy
I feel like you're discriminating against the "low five" with this topic.

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:09 am
by davepoobond
if all 5 could fit it would be upgraded to a fist pounding

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:25 pm
by Wolfy
Does fist pound = fist bump? We could make a Squackle Club secret handshake.

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:23 pm
by davepoobond
the club handshake is putting a finger inside the other persons butt

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:33 am
by Wolfy
Funny enough when I started working again that was part of the job description as a mandatory activity. Can we therefore change the handshake?

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:34 am
by Wolfy
buttshake more like

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:35 pm
by davepoobond
not so much a buttshake.

its like a buttwhisking

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:14 pm
by Wolfy
Because after you both have a smoke and a whiskey?

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:40 pm
by davepoobond
is that what you do?

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:04 am
by terrisus
Just think, when this topic was made I was still married.
:-S

Man, was that ever a horrible time.
:nuke:

Thank goodness for being divorced now.
:woot:

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:31 am
by davepoobond
congrats i guess?

Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:02 pm
by terrisus
davepoobond wrote:congrats i guess?


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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:21 pm
by Freaky Fred
Wait what