Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

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Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:32 pm

I really wonder why people give high fives to their girlfriend. Isn't the "girlfriend high five" supposed to be oral sex?
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:25 am

Probably some macho man thing that a guy would do in front of his friends to show that he's got girly right where he wants her vs celebratory hug or kiss. I don't know. Plus you can't do the oral sex stuff in public.
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Spot On J2K » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:38 am

high five me bro!
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:10 am

good job doing the jog around the block, honey! ::oral sex:: :licky:
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:54 pm

I kinda think you made this topic so you could loop around and use that emoticon :popcorn:
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:05 am

:green:
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:57 pm

I feel like you're discriminating against the "low five" with this topic.
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:09 am

if all 5 could fit it would be upgraded to a fist pounding
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:25 pm

Does fist pound = fist bump? We could make a Squackle Club secret handshake.
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:23 pm

the club handshake is putting a finger inside the other persons butt
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:33 am

Funny enough when I started working again that was part of the job description as a mandatory activity. Can we therefore change the handshake?
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:34 am

buttshake more like
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:35 pm

not so much a buttshake.

its like a buttwhisking
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Wolfy » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:14 pm

Because after you both have a smoke and a whiskey?
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:40 pm

is that what you do?
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby terrisus » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:04 am

Just think, when this topic was made I was still married.
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Man, was that ever a horrible time.
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Thank goodness for being divorced now.
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby davepoobond » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:31 am

congrats i guess?
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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby terrisus » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:02 pm

davepoobond wrote:congrats i guess?


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Re: Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:21 pm

Wait what
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