Do you give high fives to your girlfriend?

[davepoobond]

I really wonder why people give high fives to their girlfriend. Isn't the "girlfriend high five" supposed to be oral sex?

[Wolfy]

Probably some macho man thing that a guy would do in front of his friends to show that he's got girly right where he wants her vs celebratory hug or kiss. I don't know. Plus you can't do the oral sex stuff in public.

[Spot On J2K]

high five me bro!

[davepoobond]

good job doing the jog around the block, honey! ::oral sex::

[Wolfy]

I kinda think you made this topic so you could loop around and use that emoticon

[davepoobond]

[Wolfy]

I feel like you're discriminating against the "low five" with this topic.

[davepoobond]

if all 5 could fit it would be upgraded to a fist pounding

[Wolfy]

Does fist pound = fist bump? We could make a Squackle Club secret handshake.

[davepoobond]

the club handshake is putting a finger inside the other persons butt

[Wolfy]

Funny enough when I started working again that was part of the job description as a mandatory activity. Can we therefore change the handshake?

[Wolfy]

[davepoobond]

not so much a buttshake.

its like a buttwhisking

[Wolfy]

Because after you both have a smoke and a whiskey?

[davepoobond]

is that what you do?

[terrisus]

Just think, when this topic was made I was still married.


Man, was that ever a horrible time.


Thank goodness for being divorced now.

[davepoobond]

congrats i guess?

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

Wait what