Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

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Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:29 pm

we found the basement.
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby Spot On J2K » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:40 am

sounds painful
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby Wolfy » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:50 pm

Where was the basement, specifically?

Also, dimensions?
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:05 am

inside
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Postby Spot On J2K » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:09 am

what size would that be in cubits?
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:30 pm

that will be 15000 quatloos
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby Wolfy » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:27 am

Would you take rupees instead?
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:26 pm

only if you find them in grass and grind it for hours
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby Wolfy » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:58 pm

It's very satisfying to hit grass and have it explode with gold. Why doesn't real life work like that? Metal detectors are expensive.
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:09 am

its not even gold, though. its some common element that has been stewing in the ground for eons until you came around and knocked it out of the ground.

in short, link is as bad as the oil shale companies and African blood diamond miners
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby Wolfy » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:45 am

Well what would the category of this common element be? I guess it must be something useless since there's no one pawing the ground like a dog in heat except you. If money were only that easy to come by.

Also, I thought it odd as a kid how your name was Link but the games were obviously about Zelda. However, I never met Zelda since I never could get past the Deku tree at the beginning of The Ocarina of Time. Whoops, there goes my badass, hardcore gamer street cred, which means so much these days.
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Re: Missing basement bizarrely found in father's boy

Postby davepoobond » Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:40 am

its probably carbon-based, like most of the problems in our world
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Postby Wolfy » Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:26 pm

Are you leaving your carbon footprint? You should wipe it on the doormat before you come in.
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