do you eat the toilet paper before or after wiping?

[davepoobond]

I usually like to eat things without sauces or flavorings.

[Wolfy]

I like ketchup, spicy mustard, cheese dip, and Jackaroo barbecue sauce. I'll put ketchup on my ketchup.

[davepoobond]

i like processed meats, as well

[Wolfy]

I like a good old deli meat sandwich, like turkey or ham, and I like Smoky cheddar cheese. It's been a long time since I got any sliced deli meat since I'm the only one that eats it and it's expensive. But I like hickory smoked.

[davepoobond]

well i like to process them personally and then scoop it out of the toilet like ice cream

[Wolfy]

I'm glad that I wasn't drinking anything as I read that, because if I had I would have done a spit take.