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Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:12 pm
by Wolfy
Have you ever seen any of them on Youtube? Kind of a question for you Dave because I know we've both seen them since we were in the same room at the time. :green:

Here is one of my favorites:


https://youtu.be/UQx1sqPHTrk

Another favorite:

https://youtu.be/17CLlZuiBkQ

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:14 pm
by Wolfy
https://youtu.be/8yis7GzlXNM

Wow, look at the celeb in that one!

P.S. I tried to put all three in the same post, but it told me the limit for links was two. As a lazy person, I find that very inconvenient!

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:01 pm
by davepoobond
never saw them, i think if i wasn't forced to ever watch any of them i wouldn't have clicked on any of the links.

i guess the only one i actually liked was the one with weird al.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:54 pm
by Spot On J2K
good stuff right thar

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:04 pm
by Spot On J2K
better than that avengers singalong dave sent me at least

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:16 am
by davepoobond
but the avengers singalong thing -- the lady had very large boobs

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:43 pm
by Spot On J2K
this is true

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:35 pm
by Wolfy
Well you can't dislike Weird Al.

I didn't get to see the Avengers sing-a-long, but then again I'm not interested in women's large racks, so I guess I'm grateful. :|

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:47 pm
by davepoobond
they have a whole channel dedicated to nerd musical song versions of stupid things (mostly video games) and they all pretty much centralize around that girl's boobs in some fashion.

nerds really love any girl who proclaims to like "nerd stuff"

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:37 pm
by Wolfy
If a girl proclaims to like nerd stuff, then wouldn't that all fall apart if she couldn't back it up? Wouldn't they see right through the ruse?

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:47 pm
by davepoobond
no, because they like boobs

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:49 pm
by Wolfy
Well why would a girl want a pack of nerds dry humping her leg every time she came by?

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:51 pm
by davepoobond
because she likes the attention and they also send lots and lots of gifts

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:55 pm
by Wolfy
Oh, like those girls in high school that always fit in with the goth/punk group and sat on every guy's lap.

Also, they might be sending her their old underwear with stains on them, if you know what I mean.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:05 pm
by davepoobond
no girl ever sent me stained underwear

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:21 pm
by Wolfy
Well I...don't really know how to respond to that.

So here's a cute picture.

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Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:19 pm
by Spot On J2K
they have a new one out with western philosphers vs eastern philosphers. imo not as good as some others..

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:13 am
by Spot On J2K
https://youtu.be/erEeoLnnyS8 this is the avengers parody video

notice how it and p much all related videos by the same person all have a well endowed female on the preview pic, clickbait classixxx

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:40 am
by davepoobond
I would go to a concert for a band named Clickbait Classixxx

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:09 pm
by Spot On J2K
Kevin Castaneda 19 hours ago
Yeah, i'm agree with Sean Das. Black Widow is so sexy that we feel this sudden urge to watch porn. Both Scarlett Johansson and Angie Griffin make sexy Black Widows. Ahhh! I saw that face she made at me. She's makin me so horny. I got a boner when i see her. I also got a boner when i watched Scarlett Johansson in Marvel's Iron Man:2, The Avengers:1, Captain America : The Winter Soldier and finally The Avengers 2:Age of Ultron.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:51 pm
by davepoobond
"i got a boner"

Angie Griffin is ScarJo tier, confirmed.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:32 am
by Spot On J2K
with that strict criteria I theorize that the lady at the dmv is right up there with cindy crawford

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:41 am
by Wolfy
That would be so nasty, a guy having a boner at a movie theater. Of course, with a face and bod like ScarJo's, how can any man resist her charms? By the way, Black Widow is Russian, and that five seconds I've heard her speaking Russian didn't fool me.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:49 am
by Wolfy
Also, nice use of those Avenger's toys that I saw in Walmart, Target, Kmart and Toys 'R Us in that video.

Ultron didn't even have an age, he had about ten minutes before he got dealt with.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:28 am
by davepoobond
there are a lot more boners happening in movie theaters than you may care to know about.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:06 pm
by Spot On J2K
just ask peewee herman

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:05 pm
by Wolfy
I'm sure there are. However, why not just wait until you get home? Paid all that money for admission and popcorn and soda and you're going to be humping each other in the seats, kinda pitiful in my view.

Also, at least PeeWee was in the adult theater, the poor sap.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:33 pm
by davepoobond
some things just can't wait

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:47 pm
by Wolfy
Good things come to those who wait.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:59 am
by davepoobond
or you die before it happens

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:24 am
by Wolfy
Haha yeah, but after you're dead I don't think sexual gratification is on the list of top concerns.

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:26 pm
by davepoobond
necrophilia -- its just as good for them as it is for me

Re: Epic Rap Battles of History!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:01 pm
by Wolfy
I used to like the Necromancer class in Guild Wars, but I think Necrophilia crosses the small thin line between sanity/insanity debate.