Epic Rap Battles of History!

[Wolfy]

Have you ever seen any of them on Youtube? Kind of a question for you Dave because I know we've both seen them since we were in the same room at the time.

Here is one of my favorites:



Another favorite:

[Wolfy]

Wow, look at the celeb in that one!

P.S. I tried to put all three in the same post, but it told me the limit for links was two. As a lazy person, I find that very inconvenient!

[davepoobond]

never saw them, i think if i wasn't forced to ever watch any of them i wouldn't have clicked on any of the links.

i guess the only one i actually liked was the one with weird al.

[Spot On J2K]

good stuff right thar

[Spot On J2K]

better than that avengers singalong dave sent me at least

[davepoobond]

but the avengers singalong thing -- the lady had very large boobs

[Spot On J2K]

this is true

[Wolfy]

Well you can't dislike Weird Al.

I didn't get to see the Avengers sing-a-long, but then again I'm not interested in women's large racks, so I guess I'm grateful.

[davepoobond]

they have a whole channel dedicated to nerd musical song versions of stupid things (mostly video games) and they all pretty much centralize around that girl's boobs in some fashion.

nerds really love any girl who proclaims to like "nerd stuff"

[Wolfy]

If a girl proclaims to like nerd stuff, then wouldn't that all fall apart if she couldn't back it up? Wouldn't they see right through the ruse?

[davepoobond]

no, because they like boobs

[Wolfy]

Well why would a girl want a pack of nerds dry humping her leg every time she came by?

[davepoobond]

because she likes the attention and they also send lots and lots of gifts

[Wolfy]

Oh, like those girls in high school that always fit in with the goth/punk group and sat on every guy's lap.

Also, they might be sending her their old underwear with stains on them, if you know what I mean.

[davepoobond]

no girl ever sent me stained underwear

[Wolfy]

Well I...don't really know how to respond to that.

So here's a cute picture.

[Spot On J2K]

they have a new one out with western philosphers vs eastern philosphers. imo not as good as some others..

[Spot On J2K]

https://youtu.be/erEeoLnnyS8 this is the avengers parody video

notice how it and p much all related videos by the same person all have a well endowed female on the preview pic, clickbait classixxx

[davepoobond]

I would go to a concert for a band named Clickbait Classixxx

[Spot On J2K]

Kevin Castaneda 19 hours ago
Yeah, i'm agree with Sean Das. Black Widow is so sexy that we feel this sudden urge to watch porn. Both Scarlett Johansson and Angie Griffin make sexy Black Widows. Ahhh! I saw that face she made at me. She's makin me so horny. I got a boner when i see her. I also got a boner when i watched Scarlett Johansson in Marvel's Iron Man:2, The Avengers:1, Captain America : The Winter Soldier and finally The Avengers 2:Age of Ultron.

[davepoobond]

"i got a boner"

Angie Griffin is ScarJo tier, confirmed.

[Spot On J2K]

with that strict criteria I theorize that the lady at the dmv is right up there with cindy crawford

[Wolfy]

That would be so nasty, a guy having a boner at a movie theater. Of course, with a face and bod like ScarJo's, how can any man resist her charms? By the way, Black Widow is Russian, and that five seconds I've heard her speaking Russian didn't fool me.

[Wolfy]

Also, nice use of those Avenger's toys that I saw in Walmart, Target, Kmart and Toys 'R Us in that video.

Ultron didn't even have an age, he had about ten minutes before he got dealt with.

[davepoobond]

there are a lot more boners happening in movie theaters than you may care to know about.

[Spot On J2K]

just ask peewee herman

[Wolfy]

I'm sure there are. However, why not just wait until you get home? Paid all that money for admission and popcorn and soda and you're going to be humping each other in the seats, kinda pitiful in my view.

Also, at least PeeWee was in the adult theater, the poor sap.

[davepoobond]

some things just can't wait

[Wolfy]

Good things come to those who wait.

[davepoobond]

or you die before it happens

[Wolfy]

Haha yeah, but after you're dead I don't think sexual gratification is on the list of top concerns.

[davepoobond]

necrophilia -- its just as good for them as it is for me

[Wolfy]

I used to like the Necromancer class in Guild Wars, but I think Necrophilia crosses the small thin line between sanity/insanity debate.