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There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:11 am
by terrisus
Spiders!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

And I just finished reading/listening to Shelob's Lair in The Two Towers as well.

Spiders!

Image

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:43 pm
by Freaky Fred
I don't get it

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:48 am
by terrisus
Well, yesterday when I was here, it was a Baidu spider. :-?

I'm sure there will be others around from time to time as well. :derp:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:51 am
by terrisus
Oh yeah, also, in the Japanese version of Mother 3, the enemy above is called "スパイダー!" (Supiidaa!)

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:49 am
by davepoobond
The googlebot spider comes on here occasionally too.

if only they wanted to post :(

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:58 pm
by Freaky Fred
I still don't get it

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:55 pm
by davepoobond
:shocked:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:57 pm
by Freaky Fred
is a spider some kinda nerd lingo?

or like a spooky spider?

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:20 am
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:is a spider some kinda nerd lingo?

or like a spooky spider?


The spiders that are on this board are the nerd-lingo ones.
But, I was making a cross-reference to the 2spoopy ones.

/joke ruined

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:38 pm
by Freaky Fred
what are they?

should I be concerned?

not about that spider life :pimp:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:52 pm
by davepoobond
the spiders crawl everywhere and slurp up all the words we say.

then they poop it out and wait for the next person to flush it down before coming back again

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:58 am
by Freaky Fred
how can I protect myself?

:shock2:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:20 am
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:how can I protect myself?

:shock2:


robots.txt

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:51 am
by Freaky Fred
robots.txt

do I just type it here and let the bots do their thing?

I need to feel safe while I'm browsing here

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:37 am
by davepoobond
ya

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:22 pm
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:robots.txt

do I just type it here and let the bots do their thing?

I need to feel safe while I'm browsing here


Nah, it's on Davey to take care of us.

He's got:

Code: Select all
User-agent: *
Disallow: /wp-admin/

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:57 pm
by Freaky Fred
Terry wrote: nerd jargons


save us dave

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:42 pm
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:
Terry wrote: nerd jargons


save us dave


robots.txt
Disallow: nerd.txt

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:30 pm
by davepoobond
i have a robots.txt? oh shit

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:41 pm
by Freaky Fred
robots are texting you

pls respond

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:00 pm
by terrisus
davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:27 pm
by Freaky Fred
what did the robots say??

sometimes i get an automated message on my cell from verizon saying i can view my bill online

is that a robot.txt?

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:36 am
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:what did the robots say??

sometimes i get an automated message on my cell from verizon saying i can view my bill online

is that a robot.txt?


Nah, that's them controlling you :S

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:47 pm
by davepoobond
terrisus wrote:
davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt



oh, i knew. i was just feigning ignorance like i usually do.

i'm actually a lot smarter than i let on. i am so smart that i pretend i'm dumb just to laugh at people thinking im dumb when i'm really not. that's how meta my smartity is.

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:15 pm
by terrisus
davepoobond wrote:
terrisus wrote:
davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt



oh, i knew. i was just feigning ignorance like i usually do.

i'm actually a lot smarter than i let on. i am so smart that i pretend i'm dumb just to laugh at people thinking im dumb when i'm really not. that's how meta my smartity is.


I'm smart, but that bores people, so I usually don't bother.
It's not worth the effort anyway.
:bird:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:29 am
by Freaky Fred
tfw you aren't smart on a board full of smarties

:violin:

Re: There are spiders on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:03 pm
by terrisus
Freaky Fred wrote:tfw you aren't smart on a board full of smarties

:violin:


:zzz: