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There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:11 am

Spiders!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

And I just finished reading/listening to Shelob's Lair in The Two Towers as well.

Spiders!

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:43 pm

I don't get it
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:48 am

Well, yesterday when I was here, it was a Baidu spider. :-?

I'm sure there will be others around from time to time as well. :derp:
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:51 am

Oh yeah, also, in the Japanese version of Mother 3, the enemy above is called "スパイダー!" (Supiidaa!)
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:49 am

The googlebot spider comes on here occasionally too.

if only they wanted to post :(
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:58 pm

I still don't get it
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:55 pm

:shocked:
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:57 pm

is a spider some kinda nerd lingo?

or like a spooky spider?
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:20 am

Freaky Fred wrote:is a spider some kinda nerd lingo?

or like a spooky spider?


The spiders that are on this board are the nerd-lingo ones.
But, I was making a cross-reference to the 2spoopy ones.

/joke ruined
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:38 pm

what are they?

should I be concerned?

not about that spider life :pimp:
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:52 pm

the spiders crawl everywhere and slurp up all the words we say.

then they poop it out and wait for the next person to flush it down before coming back again
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:58 am

how can I protect myself?

:shock2:
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:20 am

Freaky Fred wrote:how can I protect myself?

:shock2:


robots.txt
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:51 am

robots.txt

do I just type it here and let the bots do their thing?

I need to feel safe while I'm browsing here
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:37 am

ya
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:22 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:robots.txt

do I just type it here and let the bots do their thing?

I need to feel safe while I'm browsing here


Nah, it's on Davey to take care of us.

He's got:

Code: Select all
User-agent: *
Disallow: /wp-admin/
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:57 pm

Terry wrote: nerd jargons


save us dave
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:42 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:
Terry wrote: nerd jargons


save us dave


robots.txt
Disallow: nerd.txt
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:30 pm

i have a robots.txt? oh shit
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:41 pm

robots are texting you

pls respond
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:00 pm

davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:27 pm

what did the robots say??

sometimes i get an automated message on my cell from verizon saying i can view my bill online

is that a robot.txt?
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:36 am

Freaky Fred wrote:what did the robots say??

sometimes i get an automated message on my cell from verizon saying i can view my bill online

is that a robot.txt?


Nah, that's them controlling you :S
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby davepoobond » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:47 pm

terrisus wrote:
davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt



oh, i knew. i was just feigning ignorance like i usually do.

i'm actually a lot smarter than i let on. i am so smart that i pretend i'm dumb just to laugh at people thinking im dumb when i'm really not. that's how meta my smartity is.
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:15 pm

davepoobond wrote:
terrisus wrote:
davepoobond wrote:i have a robots.txt? oh shit


It may just get generated by default, I don't know.
But, indeed you do.

http://www.squackle.com/robots.txt



oh, i knew. i was just feigning ignorance like i usually do.

i'm actually a lot smarter than i let on. i am so smart that i pretend i'm dumb just to laugh at people thinking im dumb when i'm really not. that's how meta my smartity is.


I'm smart, but that bores people, so I usually don't bother.
It's not worth the effort anyway.
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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:29 am

tfw you aren't smart on a board full of smarties

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Re: There are spiders on the board!

Postby terrisus » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:03 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:tfw you aren't smart on a board full of smarties

:violin:


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