I literally figuratively do not know what literally means

[davepoobond]

can some1 x-plain???

[Freaky Fred]

for all intensive purposes, literally is used when something had a profound affect on you

like "I literally shit my pants" or "I literally just died when I read Terry's post"

figuratively is implied when you say something like "I just died when I saw that"

we all know you didn't actually die, but it doesn't have the same profound impact on the reader/listener

I mean, I could care less about using literally or figuratively, but that's just how grammars work man

[terrisus]

"I literally just died when I read Terry's post"

RIP in Peace, Fred.

[Freaky Fred]

im still here

[Freaky Fred]

more than I can say about the rest of the parodyCrew

[terrisus]

Bunch'a lame-os

[davepoobond]

we just need to expand the brothership to other parodybros

[terrisus]

we just need to expand the brothership to other parodybros

It's your board, Squackmaster - it's on you to increase membership

[davepoobond]

i already increased it by an infinite amount.

[ronito]

I cannot phantom how you could not know that.

[terrisus]

i already increased it by an infinite amount.

Are we talking "countably infinite" or "uncountably infinite" here?

[davepoobond]

calorically infinite