Approaching women where they work... on the corner

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Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby davepoobond » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:53 pm

I've never propositioned a woman for anything. How do you talk to one of these fine ladies on the corner who seem to be looking for friends?
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:48 pm

approach them with caution, they're probably cops 8-) <-- cop face


speaking of girls on corners, I once dated a homeless chick. I cannot recommend this SquackleBros. :| <-- RegretMan

I didn't meet her on a corner though. :lol:
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby davepoobond » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:39 pm

Did she essentially just live with you, then?
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:27 pm

after a while, yeah. she slept on a few different people's couches when I met her

then she stole from me when we broke up

she's the girl who pooped in my bed. twice.
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby davepoobond » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:33 pm

i think i would have called it quits after the first poopin unless i instigated it with my penis
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby terrisus » Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:06 am

davepoobond wrote:i think i would have called it quits after the first poopin unless i instigated it with my penis


I can picture it now - Dave sticks his Bond up in there, and Poo just comes shooting out.
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:08 pm

terry has a wild imagination
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby terrisus » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:13 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:terry has a wild imagination


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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:25 am

why isn't that image hosted on terrisus.com?
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Brakke » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:58 pm

Went back with this girl the other day and she snozzed my berries damn I gotta put a ring on it, lock that chick down.
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:36 pm

snozz was that good Brakke?
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:36 pm

Brakke still gettin snozzed by this chick?
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby terrisus » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:31 am

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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:37 am

perma-snozzed
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby terrisus » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:20 pm

Better to be perma-snogged.
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:54 pm

There's a joke here...
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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby terrisus » Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:05 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:There's a joke here...


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Re: Approaching women where they work... on the corner

Postby davepoobond » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:42 pm

YES, JOKES. HAHA
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