Approaching women where they work... on the corner

[davepoobond]

I've never propositioned a woman for anything. How do you talk to one of these fine ladies on the corner who seem to be looking for friends?

[Freaky Fred]

approach them with caution, they're probably cops <-- cop face


speaking of girls on corners, I once dated a homeless chick. I cannot recommend this SquackleBros. <-- RegretMan

I didn't meet her on a corner though.

[davepoobond]

Did she essentially just live with you, then?

[Freaky Fred]

after a while, yeah. she slept on a few different people's couches when I met her

then she stole from me when we broke up

she's the girl who pooped in my bed. twice.

[davepoobond]

i think i would have called it quits after the first poopin unless i instigated it with my penis

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

terry has a wild imagination

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

why isn't that image hosted on terrisus.com?

[Brakke]

Went back with this girl the other day and she snozzed my berries damn I gotta put a ring on it, lock that chick down.

[Freaky Fred]

snozz was that good Brakke?

[Freaky Fred]

Brakke still gettin snozzed by this chick?

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

perma-snozzed

[terrisus]

Better to be perma-snogged.

[Freaky Fred]

There's a joke here...

[terrisus]

[davepoobond]

YES, JOKES. HAHA