The Ebola Panic Thread |OT| WE ARE SO FUCKED

[davepoobond]

They say that Ebola is hard to contract, but if you look at West Africa, there is a breakdown of society because of this disease.

Breakdown of society is already occurring in the United States because of this disease. The true symptom of this disease is fear and panic. "Getting" Ebola will be safer than "possibly getting" Ebola because once you roll the dice and maybe live you'll be immune to Ebola.

I am really worried that I might possibly get scared of getting Ebola.

[Freaky Fred]

I don't really know much about ebola other than it's Obama's fault, and that really scares me

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

getting ebola? that's unpossible

[terrisus]

Also, hey, apparently Ebola is in Connecticut, at a hospital I spent a week at last year.
It was nice knowing you guys. RIP me.

[Freaky Fred]

later Terry

[terrisus]

[davepoobond]

if it wasn't the cancer or the diabeetus that was gonna get you, it would be some strange disease you never knew about that you just happened to get and all the things you were doing to stop from dying from those other things is for naught.

[terrisus]

Pretty much, yeah.

You're going to die, it's just a matter of time.

[davepoobond]

we are so fucked

[Freaky Fred]

we've been fucked for a long time

ebola is just the latest scare

[terrisus]

[Freaky Fred]

i had a joke in my head for that last post of mine

i guess i just gave up on it

looks all doomy and gloomy

[davepoobond]

no new ebola cases in america for like a day.

we are so fucked, there are probably like 100,000 people infected right now that the government isn't telling us about

we need to close schools and malls, we can't let this thing spread

[Freaky Fred]

Is ebola over now?

2014 strain can't affect us now right?

Except china is still stuck in 2014 right? Rip chona :sad:

[davepoobond]

Ebola the political weapon is no match for Ebola the disease

[davepoobond]

we are so fucked

[Freaky Fred]

they weaponized it?

[Freaky Fred]

we all ded

[terrisus]

[davepoobond]

i feel like we aren't as fucked as we used to be. no one cares about ebola anymore.

[terrisus]

2014 Ebola panic has ended.

Let the 2015 Ebola panic begin!

[davepoobond]

well i heard on the news ebola cases are declining. i guess we can stop worrying about it as much now.

so maybe we aren't so fucked?

[terrisus]

That's what it wants you to think...

[davepoobond]

i think the ebola panic thread is going to be supplanted by the Anti-Vaxxer Panic Thread

[Wolfy]

As long as you don't eat some type of monkey I think we may be alright. And if we never breathe again, or touch anything, or move, we'll all be safe. But only then.

[Spot On J2K]

eat this, not that

[Wolfy]

Just click it.