The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

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The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

Postby davepoobond » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:11 am

Pepsi is quite a bit more carbonated, but I think we all know that adage about Coke being able to dissolve battery acid from a car battery.

I think the adage may be a bit more deceptive than it leads on -- technically anything that has the opposite polarity of battery acid will remove it from the thing it is attached to, and depends on the chemical make-up rather than it being a sugary drink that is bad for you.

Pepsi seems to be universally agreed upon to be sweeter, so killing someone via diabetes may be more of a viable solution if you are using Pepsi rather than Coke.

I think if you mix the Diet drinks with the normal drinks, it'll be a double whammy of increase in blood sugar, since aspartame has been recently proven in one unverified study that it can still increase your blood sugar, so if you take something that increases your blood sugar already and then increase it again its like 2+2 equals 3.5.

What do you guys think?
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Postby Freaky Fred » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:23 am

what if you froze a giant icicle of pepsi or coke and stabbed someone with it?

we need to know which one freezes better to make a deadly weapon
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Re: The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:24 pm

Ive been having trouble with a bully on the playground lately..

Can we get focused on this issue and find a solution asap?
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Re: The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

Postby terrisus » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:28 am

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Re: The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

Postby davepoobond » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:46 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:Ive been having trouble with a bully on the playground lately..

Can we get focused on this issue and find a solution asap?



i believe the solution is 2 parts sugar, 1 part carbon.
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Re: The Better Murder Tool: Pepsi or Coke?

Postby terrisus » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:14 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:Ive been having trouble with a bully on the playground lately..

Can we get focused on this issue and find a solution asap?


No, you're a sap :bird:
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