Pen loss

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Pen loss

Postby davepoobond » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:03 pm

Don't you guys just hate it when you lose a pen? I feel like I've never actually used a pen from the time I get it or buy it to when it completely runs out of ink.

I lose pens more often than I run out of ink. Is this normal?
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Re: Pen loss

Postby terrisus » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:37 am

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Re: Pen loss

Postby Probotector » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:44 pm

Motherf@cking pens. Sons-of-b!tches need a GPS chip of some sort to get them back.
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Re: Pen loss

Postby Probotector » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:48 pm

Every time I come for work, my favorite pens are gone in my pencil holder and only lame-ass half-used pens are left in their place. I do not approve of such behavior... actually, I kind of do since I do not protest on the matter and truthfully, I don't feel like doing so. Except in here, in here I shall protest from time to time as my behind-the-monitor self pleases.
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Re: Pen loss

Postby davepoobond » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:00 pm

i HATE when a pen i like is gone and replaced by some shitty pen.
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Re: Pen loss

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:35 pm

What ever happened to protoprotractor?
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Re: Pen loss

Postby davepoobond » Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:46 am

i work with him, but he keeps "forgetting" to come back.
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Re: Pen loss

Postby Wolfy » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:02 am

Once upon a time I was working with someone who saw my new pen with the smiles on it and she grabbed it after she just wiped ass barehanded and didn't wash her hands and then picked her nose and flicked a booger somewhere. I wanted to burn it in everlasting flames, but I just washed it off with soap and water and sanitized it with stuff that can kill the HIV virus. So I might be safe.
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Re: Pen loss

Postby davepoobond » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:50 pm

it still has the happy faces on it though
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Re: Pen loss

Postby Spot On J2K » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:27 am

I hold my Bic SoftFeel ball pens very near to my heart. I always keep a spare box just in case they stop making them
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Re: Pen loss

Postby Wolfy » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:28 am

True, but now they're kind of tainted somehow. I just wish she would wash her hands, and get that black stuff out from under her fingernails before she grabs my pen.

I remember the last time we were in Staples and I bought you a box of them as a surprise. We only buy a box every three years, we're keeping them in business. :D
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