Pen loss

[davepoobond]

Don't you guys just hate it when you lose a pen? I feel like I've never actually used a pen from the time I get it or buy it to when it completely runs out of ink.

I lose pens more often than I run out of ink. Is this normal?

[terrisus]

[Probotector]

Motherf@cking pens. Sons-of-b!tches need a GPS chip of some sort to get them back.

[Probotector]

Every time I come for work, my favorite pens are gone in my pencil holder and only lame-ass half-used pens are left in their place. I do not approve of such behavior... actually, I kind of do since I do not protest on the matter and truthfully, I don't feel like doing so. Except in here, in here I shall protest from time to time as my behind-the-monitor self pleases.

[davepoobond]

i HATE when a pen i like is gone and replaced by some shitty pen.

[Freaky Fred]

What ever happened to protoprotractor?

[davepoobond]

i work with him, but he keeps "forgetting" to come back.

[Wolfy]

Once upon a time I was working with someone who saw my new pen with the smiles on it and she grabbed it after she just wiped ass barehanded and didn't wash her hands and then picked her nose and flicked a booger somewhere. I wanted to burn it in everlasting flames, but I just washed it off with soap and water and sanitized it with stuff that can kill the HIV virus. So I might be safe.

[davepoobond]

it still has the happy faces on it though

[Spot On J2K]

I hold my Bic SoftFeel ball pens very near to my heart. I always keep a spare box just in case they stop making them

[Wolfy]

True, but now they're kind of tainted somehow. I just wish she would wash her hands, and get that black stuff out from under her fingernails before she grabs my pen.

I remember the last time we were in Staples and I bought you a box of them as a surprise. We only buy a box every three years, we're keeping them in business.