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Fat people in the gym

Postby davepoobond » Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:42 pm

who do these people think they are? they're just occupying space in the gym. they're not going to lose the weight, they will quit before they even lose 10 pounds.


also, i hate people who wear anything but Nike running shoes to the gym. people who wear Vans shouldn't even step into the gym, i dont care if they want to better themselves at all
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Freaky Fred » Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:10 pm

fuck da fatties

and don't get me started on fit people at the gym.

like, you're fit as fuck, why are you even at the gym?

fuckin' showoffs
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby terrisus » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:26 am

Close all the gyms.
They're just occupying space.
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby davepoobond » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:26 am

yeah fit people and fat people are both annoying. no one should be at the gym. they all smell anyway
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby terrisus » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:36 am

#OccupyGyms
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Masquerader » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:55 pm

I actually went to a gym, once.

I don't want to pay £30 a month to see fat people out of their natural habitat. It's like a circus to me.
"I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it!"
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Freaky Fred » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:15 pm

oh , man

sigs
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Brakke » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:12 am

I keep going to gyms fun by having earth-shattering existential crises every time. "I just keep picking these things up and then putting them back down; life is just picking things up and putting them back down". "Look at all these people running in place; that's all anybody ever does."

Think about it.
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby terrisus » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:47 pm

Brakke wrote:I keep going to gyms fun by having earth-shattering existential crises every time. "I just keep picking these things up and then putting them back down; life is just picking things up and putting them back down". "Look at all these people running in place; that's all anybody ever does."

Think about it.


And then there are the stair machines...
A stairway that leads to nowhere.
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Brakke » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:42 am

terrisus wrote:And then there are the stair machines...
A stairway that leads to nowhere.


There's a pretty fancy kinda corporate gym that I go to sometimes (it has chandeliers???) and I once saw someone get their car valet parked. There was like seventeen layers of metaphor there??
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:21 pm

This year i resolved to hate on gyms at least 3 times a week. Its gonna be tough, but I can do it if i stay positive.

Fuck da fatties and da fitties
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Wolfy » Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:23 am

I wonder if the spray that they use on the gym workout stuff actually helps get rid of the sweat, or if it's just bottled sweat so you're making it worse?
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Re: Fat people in the gym

Postby Spot On J2K » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:10 am

terrisus wrote:#OccupyGyms
"The best food at the best price, Hardees is the place for me. I'm the Walkin' Talkin' Biscuit, but you can call me B!" COME ON HOME!!
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