Hi, hello, and good afternoon!

If you don't remember me, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! But if you do, hello!

I will be doing routine checks on Squackle to ensure that all offensive remarks and attitudes are removed promptly. So if you call my mama any word that you learned from South Park, I'll make you squeeeeeeal, piggy!
Speaking of pigs, have you seen Dave's last girlfriend?

I crack me up!
"The best food at the best price, Hardees is the place for me. I'm the Walkin' Talkin' Biscuit, but you can call me B!" COME ON HOME!!