Why can't porn stars be prude?

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Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby davepoobond » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:30 pm

are there any porn stars that never have sex?
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Re: Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:32 pm

Do you consider licking buttcracks sex?
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Re: Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby terrisus » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:53 pm

davepoobond wrote:are there any porn stars that never have sex?


Clothed porn is a thing.
Google it.
Or, well, Bing it.
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Re: Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:00 pm

kind of sounds kinky tbh. people look hotter when they are clothed cause there's more left to the imagination.

know what i mean????????????????????????????????????????
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Re: Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby Freaky Fred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:43 am

It's really true, people love mysteries.

You could be lookin at this chick who is chunky in all the right places, but then she takes her clothes off and it's all wrong

Or, if you're into it, you could be checking out a dude's bulge, but then he yanks his trousers off and it's all crooked and discolored.

I'm straight but I still don't like seeing lumpy penises in my porn.

And ladies, if you're gonna be dressing up like a secretary on my pornos, you better be getting smashed while still dressed as a secretary, not just some chick wearing glasses and stockings. C'mon.
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Re: Why can't porn stars be prude?

Postby davepoobond » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:42 am

Yeah someone could have 3 dicks or something and then he’s doing a chick and she might have 4 vaginas you never know when they are clothed, but when they are unclothed then it’s quite obvious what is there.
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