What does the Midget Mafia do?

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What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:59 pm

what do they hate, and what kinds of things do they do?
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:05 pm

Midgar Mafia?
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:27 pm

they hate munchkins

and so do I

I hate any kind of donut honestly

Dunkin's is shit
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:28 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:they hate munchkins

and so do I

I hate any kind of donut honestly

Dunkin's is shit



don't you don't you donut dunkin don't!
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:31 pm

:((
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:32 pm

:officemax:
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:41 pm

:reddot:
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:51 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:I hate any kind of donut honestly

Dunkin's is shit


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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:30 pm

Dunkin Donuts is overhyped garbage that is barely fit for human consumption

their menu consists of different flavors of sugar coated rubber dough, a disgusting fake egg with greasy salt flavored "meat" sandwiched between a flavorless bagel or muffin, and other atrocities that give you diarrhea in a matter of minutes

and their coffee tastes like chalky piss water. Yeah I said it, their coffee sucks, even McDonalds has better coffee

breakfast food is pretty terrible in general, but Dunkins just makes it that much worse
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:31 pm

chalky piss water is the midget mafia's #1 illegal product
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:58 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:Dunkin Donuts is overhyped garbage that is barely fit for human consumption

their menu consists of different flavors of sugar coated rubber dough, a disgusting fake egg with greasy salt flavored "meat" sandwiched between a flavorless bagel or muffin, and other atrocities that give you diarrhea in a matter of minutes

and their coffee tastes like chalky piss water. Yeah I said it, their coffee sucks, even McDonalds has better coffee

breakfast food is pretty terrible in general, but Dunkins just makes it that much worse


Between this, and being a Yankees fan, I think we're going to have to bar your entry to New England from now on...
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:08 pm

New England, the land of the wrong
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:44 am

sure, Fred
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:26 am

test
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:37 pm

have you ever been to new england dave?
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:44 pm

I was in Boston for 3 nights 2 days during October last year.
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:19 pm

i was either in Floryda or new york at that time.

come back in the spring for the 1st annual parodyBro meetup in NH

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we should do all the meetup plans on squackle so those email jerks who refuse to post here will miss out on the fun

just be prepared to have a boring evening with me and terrisus
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:32 pm

haha yeah we'll see. i dont think i enjoy traveling that much to be honest.


but getting parodybros to post on here is probably not going to happen at this point unless everyone gets banned from neogaf lol. half of the are already juniored and they dont want to post here :o
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:45 pm

I think I'm all set with the neoGAF at this point.

might make a few joke posts once in a while, but I've already cut way down on the amount of time I spend lurking that shit hole

too busy actually playing games to argue about social issues on a videogame forum
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:18 pm

davepoobond wrote:I was in Boston for 3 nights 2 days during October last year.


For this?

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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:20 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:too busy actually playing games to argue about social issues on a videogame forum


I keep telling 'ya, Fred.
Just stay out of those threads.
And if the posts show up in other threads, just ignore them.

That way you can have time to play games and talk about games.
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:55 pm

was that when the red sox player caught the ball?
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:33 pm

Freaky Fred wrote:was that when the red sox player caught the ball?


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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:42 am

terrisus wrote:
davepoobond wrote:I was in Boston for 3 nights 2 days during October last year.


For this?

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no, for a wedding. it just happen to be during that series. i'm not sure i was really near the stadium.
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:44 pm

Should've stayed a couple more days.

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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:25 pm

boston sucks

red sox are a mediocre club
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:23 pm

Oh, Fred =D
Love you too :jester:
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:28 pm

i was there when they won.
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:15 pm

they should have given Ortiz's W.S. ring to BALCO

they earned it more than he did
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:08 pm

davepoobond wrote:i was there when they won.


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Freaky Fred wrote:they should have given Ortiz's W.S. ring to BALCO

they earned it more than he did


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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Freaky Fred » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:16 pm

terry this is like the 5th thread that ends with that "oh you" pic
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby terrisus » Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:19 am

Freaky Fred wrote:terry this is like the 5th thread that ends with that "oh you" pic


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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Wolfy » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:56 pm

There was a box of Dunkin' Donut wholes at work and everyone ate the chocolate ones before I got there, and all that was left was plain and cinnamon, and powdered sugar. When you eat powdered sugar everyone thinks you've been snorting cocaine, so I didn't have any.
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:32 am

when i eat powdered sugar doughnuts, people think ive got dandruff


or is it the other way around
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Wolfy » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:05 pm

Dandruff, powdered sugar...what's the difference?
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby davepoobond » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:14 am

Wolfy wrote:Dandruff, powdered sugar...what's the difference?


one tastes good and the other comes from a plant
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Spot On J2K » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:57 pm

"The best food at the best price, Hardees is the place for me. I'm the Walkin' Talkin' Biscuit, but you can call me B!" COME ON HOME!!
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Re: What does the Midget Mafia do?

Postby Wolfy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:07 pm

If I would have made that Plantman video, it's one thing I would regret later.
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